In recent months, the students of Cherry Hill East have performed a series of mandatory, security-oriented drills to protect themselves in the event of a terrorist attack. Such drills have been deemed unnecessary by the majority of the East population;...

As a result of their victory in the Eastside Winter 2008 Dodgeball Tournament, Team 6-4-3 will be sacrificed to the Mayan sun deity Kinich Ahau in the DiBart gym this coming Sunday. The six healthy males will make a fitting sacrifice to Our Lord of...

"Grey's Anatomy" star checks out: T.R. Knight, who plays George on "Grey's Anatomy" and was outed by his now infamous ex-costar Isaiah Washington, is reportedly preparing to leave the show. While it is suspected that the reason why he wants to leave is...

I'm emotional, lonely and struggling to gather my thoughts. The following writing sample is supposed to help me cope with my misery.You see, the issue present is that I very recently returned from the trip of a lifetime, and now that I'm back home, I've...

Fantasy Column for Week 15 QB Kurt Warner vs. MIN- Minnesota’s pass defense isn’t that great and Warner has plenty of weapons to exploit the Vikings defense. Aaron Rodgers @ JAC- Jacksonville’s defense isn’t good and Packers should...

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For the past several weeks, Barack Obama has been creating an extremely diverse cabinet.One of his most surprising choices so far has been Hilary Rodham Clinton as secretary of state, seeing as the only thing that Obama and Clinton seemed to disagree...

My fellow Americans, it is with great sorrow that I make this solemn announcement: Everyone has stopped caring about George W. Bush. Our current president, once the Butt of every joke, the target of our displeasure, has recently ceased being relevant....

Fantasy Column 13 QB Drew Brees @ TB- Tampa’s defense has been solid all year but Brees may be able to get through them. Plus, he gets Reggie Bush back this week and Deuce McAllister isn’t suspended so should have plenty of weapons in a must-win...

Twilight breaks box office record: Vampires reign supreme this weekend (and most likely for many more to come) with the astounding $70 million dollar opening of Twilight. Raving teenage girls, plastered with clothing modeled the book series, poured into...