O’Schmeeza announced just yesterday morning that the elective “Nap” will officially be added to the curriculum as of next year. Available solely to upperclassmen, the Nap elective will be offered in both advanced placement and honors levels....

 Having trouble finding a date to prom? Don’t know what styles are in this season? Need the most creative way to ask your date? Don’t worry, senior. The TOP TEN most frequently asked questions, hopes and prayers have been answered. Good luck and...

Rebecca Black, the terrible teen-pop sensation that is sweeping the nation, is giving Friday a whole new reputation. Thirteen-year-old Black just recently impressed the media with something they thought Miley Cyrus mastered years ago, terrible singing....

Holiday: (n) a day fixed by law or custom on which ordinary business is suspended in commemoration of some event or in honor of some person. According to this definition, holidays are celebrated by taking off of work or school because of specific religious...

Yesterday at 10:51 a.m Francine Quinton, 49, sent a very concerned email to guidance counselor Ravine Brady, 53, about her son, Marcus Quinton ('13), and his schedule. According to the email, "Marcus signed up for Cooking, but in return he got Computer...

George B. Johnson (’10) is the man with a plan; a game plan that is.   Floor hockey, a familiar old gym sport, is now on the rise to becoming as big as college football and basketball all thanks to Johnson.   “I’ve always like to explore the...

At approximately 7:45 am on October 6, East student Donald Ronaldson (’13) was abducted by an excessively large red-tailed hawk. Students claim that in the weeks leading up to the abduction, the giant bird had been seen lurking around the school during...