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On Wednesday night, the winner of the eighth season of American Idol was endowed with a less-than-suspenseful pause, before being named the winner, and hoards of sparkling confetti. While the elaborate celebration seemed to be for the voted-for-by-America...

Cherry Hill native David Brenners was horrified this mother's day to find a "really big bug" living in his house. Brenners, who prides himself on an obsessive-compulsive cleanliness in his household, discovered a rather large bug of an indeterminable...

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Freshmen soon might find themselves in an even more terrifying place than high school: the battlefield. A study of how freshmen at Cherry High School East utilize echolocation to navigate the school's corridors, which concluded that they are extremely...

 In an effort to reduce the school's ever increasing budget and to make school spirit more chic, Cherry Hill East has modified its school colors from white and red to white and off-white. Margaret Wilsonson, the school board spokeswoman, said, "Honestly,...

When Twilight the movie hit theaters in November, the public experienced a mild outpouring of rabid fans teeming with romantic fantasies about vampires and werewolves. This fandom has escalated to such a level that chief White House analysts are bracing...

Twitter Takeover: The saying goes that April showers bring May flowers. This month, though, a new saying became a marker of this historic time: "Twittering talk show hosts brings telecommunications coup." The recent featuring of the social networking...

East's Twilight Debate Club has expressed an interest in helping at the school's Blood Drive this year, for reasons listed as "purely humanitarian". The Twilight Debate Club, or TDC, was founded earlier this year by fans of the popular Twilight book...

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A terrible tragedy struck Cherry Hill township today as Gary Neckbeard,47, was killed in a freak accident. Neckbeard was an avid World of Warcraft enthusiast, one who--according to his account data--never really stopped playing. After reaching the highest...