Kim takes pleasure in correcting other people’s grammar and earned a perfect score on the multiple choice portion of the SAT writing. When she is not editing, Kim enjoys dancing ballet, doing multivariable calculus, and wishing she had unlimited shoes.   Her...

Zack thought he had a goatee. A goatee requires the combination of a "chin beard" and a moustache. Zack has no moustache. While playing basketball three years ago, Zack’s left pinky was bent into a 90-degree angle. While playing football in October...

Sharon Shapiro is Eastside's Managing Editor.  She has attended Camp Kweebec, an overnight camp in Pennsylvania, for ten summers as both a camper and counselor and it is her favorite place.  Sharon also enjoys watching "Friends" and "Project Runway"...

Sally Yang (aka Won Joung) is Korean -- not Chinese. The public library is her second home, where she spends most of her time doing homework as any other true Asian would. Her life goal is to be able to catch a fly using only a pair of chopsticks.

Jacklyn consistently forgets how to spell her own last name. However, she does take pride in the fact that she can remember how to spell it by singing it to the tune of the "Mickey Mouse Song."

Nickee enjoys hanging out with friends, listening to music, taking photos and the color purple. In her free time she looks for new and adventurous things to do, watches "Scrubs" and hugs trees.

Karina lived in Ukraine. Now she is a junior at Cherry Hill East and an Eastside photo editor. She enjoys taking sports photos and loves the beach.

Meredith spends most of her time doing homework. She rides horses, but she has recently been riding a pony named Susie. Her favorite shows are "The Office" and "Pushing Daisies." She also loves the Phillies; her favorite player is Shane Victorino.

Shelly Tan has many nicknames, ranging from the informative (Shelly-the-Canadian), the descriptive (Shelly-not-so-tan), to the odd (Shelelelelolololo). Shelly currently suffers from a condition called 'toomanycanadianjokesitus,' and is known to snap out...

Ben adores comedy and conjunctions.  His favorite sport is soccer, his favorite food is pasta, and his favorite linking verb is.  While one in five people suffer from anxiety, Ben thoroughly enjoys it.

Despite missing numerous days of school, Scott is ranked #3 in the world for Donkey Kong.  Other than DK, Scott enjoys dead babies, zombie Jesus and all things political - except your opinion.  He is also the Eastside forums webmaster, whatever that...

Rob Incollingo has visited at least half of the 50 states, in addition to parts of Canada and Mexico, and has used his experience to write lucid satire that frequently expands beyond the "walls" of Cherry Hill East. An ability to find humor in everything...

Dan's hair wasn't curly until eighth grade; one morning he woke up and blam. Dan has taken a rock to the skull, knife to the leg and SAT prep courses. He doesn't eat most meat because he feels that he couldn't bring himself to kill most animals,...

George is a 5'8, 151-pound high school senior. He is extremely self-conscious about his calves and has trouble developing facial hair around his right jawline. His best friend is David Sordenapa.

Nicolle likes doodling on random scraps of paper (see the back of her Spanish notebook). When not drawing on her free time, she likes to watch "Pushing Daisies" and admits to watching "Big Bang Theory," which no one else watches for some strange reason....