The ABC network has recently unveiled plans for a new show, Dancing with the Czars, to be aired in October. The show is to be a spin-off of the network’s earlier success, Dancing with the Stars. “With the popularity of Dancing with the Stars,” said ABC spokesman Alex Roman in a press conference on Tuesday, “it was only a matter of time before we had to make another show. I mean, who doesn’t just love watching people spin around for an hour and a half? We just combined the excitement of ballroom dancing with the raw executive power of the Russian czars, and bang! Dancing with the Czars was born!” The Soviet rock band Gorky Park is suing ABC for copyright infringement as a result of Roman’s use of the word “bang,” claiming that it is identical to the title of their hit song, “Bang.”