Jacob Borowsky, Editor-in-Chief
Jacob Borowsky, Eastside Editor-in-Chief considers himself a Shrek-savant first, and an editor second. His favorite activities include browsing local produce markets to find the perfect guava and releasing secret mixtapes under the pseudonym “Yung Eggroll.” He wishes to one day live on a dairy farm in Kalamazoo, but says he will settle for “a cottage in Ithaca” instead. When reading his articles, Jacob hopes that you will imagine they are being read by Lil Jon, because his voice is “dope.”