Everyone’s seen a fight at this school but me

Benji Oswald ('12) and Benji Oswald ('12)

I never see any fights. Never. I’ve been at this school four years and I’ve not seen one.

Benji has yet to witness a fight at East

That brawl in C-Wing intersection that turned into a rumble? Missed it. The Day Of The Catfights freshman year? Wrong place at the wrong time for all of them. Jensen’s Glorious Revolution? Home sick. That one day when Godzilla showed up and Valore fought him claw-to-hand? I was in the bathroom for all of it. Every single epic showdown at school, I’ve not seen due to bad luck or god hating me. I’m not sure which.

And man oh man does it suck.