Eastside

Senior sues moon

Andrew Huff ('10)/ Eastside Humor Editor, Andrew Huff ('10)/ Eastside Humor Editor, and Andrew Huff ('10)/ Eastside Humor Editor

August 14, 2009

 In an unprecedented legal maneuver, Cherry Hill resident Luna Smyth, age 94, has filed a civil suit against the moon. Smyth, who told reporters that her suit stems from “an unjust obscuring of the Perseid meteor shower that...