Matt Goldberg hits a homerun with “A Snowball’s Chance”

Emily Reisman (’16)/ For Eastside

November 20, 2013

The beat of his heart quickens and pounds louder and louder in his ears. Beads of sweat drip down his face as he glances towards the crowd; some cheer, while others glare. He grips the bat tighter and clenches his jaw. When he...

Future college student discusses career opportunities

Rachel Tinkelman ('13)/Eastside Humor Editor

July 26, 2012

With college application season in full swing, I have to start thinking about what I might want to major in, and I’ve come to the realization that certain fields of employment are simply not open to me.  For one thing, I definitely...

The Series of Misadventures as told by Rachel

Rachel Tinkelman/Eastside Humor Editor

July 8, 2012

Okay, so I recently got a job at a popular restaurant.  And there’s nothing particularly interesting about that, but my god, the people that come in there!  I get it.  I get, that working there, I clearly have more knowledge...

How to win a Brit

Iftikhaar Ali ('13)/ Eastside Business Manager

June 30, 2012

Every person in the world has aspirations, whether that person is to win a Nobel prize or whether that person is to have killer swag. No matter what our aspirations are, however, they all involve one thing: the British. Yes, the...