Eastside

Danny Naddeo
Danny Naddeo is the type of guy who isn't afraid of anything - except spiders, heights, human interaction, non-human interaction, sentient A.I., mole people, reptilian overlords, and the occasional space wizard. He is the type of guy who faces problems head on, but typically only after putting off said problems for about a week. When he's not getting buried alive in the Drama Department's Prop Room, which he is the lord and master of, he can be found making the worst puns ever. They are so bad that, instead of cracking them up, they are known to leave his hard-boiled audience scrambling to leave. His puns are not in the least bit eggcelent, and while he knows that everyone wants to see him poached for his puns, stopping himself from making puns has not been going over easy. He hopes one day to crack this rotten habit of his, white his wrongs, and be able to finally make better yolks.

Danny Naddeo, Humor Editor

Jun 15, 2016
The United States is not socially progressive (Story)
Jun 04, 2016
Personality quizzes provide external validation (Story)
Jan 27, 2016
Bullies are responsible (Story)
Nov 04, 2015
East cancels Halloween Dance due to contract disputes (Story)
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